Should have made the cake and substituted water with spit.
Seriously, folks, I’m in first year culinary school and my professor constantly says “Don’t make the cook mad.” He’s not a kid and he knows what he is talking about.
IF, and I mean, if, you go to gay blogs, you will see the occasional gay guy with a brain suggest that forcing people to make cakes is inviting spit/urine and other things into the batter. It can happen. It happens in restaurants every day when the guest is obnoxious.