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To: JustaCowgirl; Liz

I believe this is the review in question, in it’s entirety. I thought it so good I posted it myself the other day in a comment over on American Thinker.

I was going to read this book.....I really was. But just as I got started, I found myself under sniper fire, passed out, and fell and hit my head.
After that I got double vision and had to wear glasses that were so damn thick I couldn’t even see to read. As if that wasn’t enough, I then had an allergic reaction to something and started coughing so hard I spit out what looked like a couple of lizard’s eyeballs, my limbs locked up, and I passed out and fell down again, waking up only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier.
Somehow I managed to power through it all, but it’s a good thing I was able to make a small fortune on this random small trade in the commodities market (cattle futures or some such thing) and then, miracle of all miracles, a few banks offered me a few million to just talk to their employees for a few minutes - and all that really helped out because I swear I was dead broke and couldn’t figure out how I was gonna come up with the 6 bucks to pay for this book, let alone pay the $1,500 for my health insurance this month.
I still want to read it, but, honestly, what difference at this point does it make? I hear it sucks anyway.


23 posted on 09/20/2016 6:28:45 AM PDT by Nacho Bidnith (America is a country founded by geniuses and run by idiots. Trump 2016)
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To: Nacho Bidnith

ROTFLOL.......priceless.


24 posted on 09/20/2016 6:31:33 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PLACE? liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing penetrates it.)
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To: Nacho Bidnith

That’s the one. I laughed so hard I cried.


25 posted on 09/20/2016 6:31:59 AM PDT by JustaCowgirl (Do you hear the people sing? Singing a song of angry men.)
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To: Nacho Bidnith
THE MONEY QUOTE: "I passed out and fell down again, waking up
only to find out I had been diagnosed with pneumonia 2 days earlier."

Luckily Chelsea had some B-12 shots in her refrigerator.

I unseized nicely.....able to greet reporters and fans.

I had a smile on my lips and a spring to my previously inanimate limbs.

26 posted on 09/20/2016 6:35:50 AM PDT by Liz (SAFE PLACE? liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing penetrates it.)
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To: Nacho Bidnith

Still probably #1. It killed me last week!


43 posted on 09/20/2016 11:12:45 AM PDT by Yaelle
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