Miz Peel, for all your talent you come in second and not first, because you failed to reference anything related to clamdigging, furburgers, beav munching, scissoring, or anything else that involves Huma and Hillary naked.
Andy DID reference that, so he wins.
Unless of course your haiku was a clever allusion to Huma’s late night, intimate Hillary-pleasing paraphernalia, in which case that is gross, and you win.
Hey, I’ll leave the setting of my Haiku up to your imagination! I was just trying to use “taco flavored kisses”.
“...Huma and Hillary naked.”
And you get the award for “Worst Possible Visual of the Day”
That visual is absolutely nauseating and disgusting! Thanks for ruining my lunch. ;)