[Charles Martel]

So if we did have to relocate, I would look to head closer to the Mississippi River.

Careful now, river towns along the Mississippi tend to show up very blue on the electoral maps, for reasons that date back to the steamboat era. There are rural areas that are okay, but do your homework.

[TMSuchman]

Not in the rural part of the states outside of the urban centers. But your point is well taken though.