So come to Missouri and experience WILT temps. So humid you walk outside and your glasses fog over. Within 30 minutes your clothes are so heavy with water they can be rung out.
While your here let some of the local wildlife partake of you. Ticks and chiggers.
Missouri - where I now live - is a welcome relief from D.C. - where I used to live.
Never thought I'd miss the humidity of south Louisiana, but in July and August the Dallas area feels like it's 100 miles closer to the sun than the rest of the continent. Sure, there's a breeze - but it's as hot as a convection oven. I wish the coastal weather could reach up here.
The first time I saw downtown Dallas in July was at noon. It seemed deserted, like an episode of The Twilight Zone. Later I found out about all the tunnels that connect the buildings, with food courts and whatnot down there - like a huge ant farm.