[McGruff]

I guess he wanted liberty from clothing.

[Billthedrill]

That's him! That's the guy who made me decide to vote Libertarian!

Until I found out he didn't actually get his nomination. Dang it.

[Wallace T.]

This fat fool set the Libertarian Party back decades. His strip act was the one item from their convention that made the national news. For low information voters, the Libertarian Party is as obscure as the Prohibition Party.