“he just likes “seeing a pair around the house.”
Come on - you’re joking! Made that up? The extended details of that story that I am imagining are beyond disturbing.
People will talk to you if you keep judgment to yourself. I believe he’s on people of Wal-Mart. I kept details like liver spots on pert breasts to myself. Pay attention to the details of life and you will never be bored. Sometimes you’re just thankful they aren’t your patient.