Reminds me of the old Elvis 'good news, bad news' joke.
The bad news? Elvis really is dead.
The good news? He's quit gaining weight.
Ba-da-BUMP.
37 posted on 04/28/2016 11:45:48 AM PDT by Quality_Not_Quantity
(Democrat Drinking Game - Every time they mention a new social program, chug someone else's beer.)