Like you I am gravely concerned by such things, and one thing in particular: have you ever seen Paul Manafort drink a glass of water? No?
Neither have I.
And there is a reason for that. He was well instructed back in the Ukraine by cossack commisars.
As you seem to know, what I’m talking about is the most monstruously conceived plot ever devised east of the Urals.
Like you I can no longer sit back and watch Soviet infiltration, Soviet inculcation and Pakistani defenestration of our water supply by individuals like Paul Manafort.
He and others like him, his comrades, are engaged in a diabolical plot to impurify and sully our precious bodily fluids with flouridated water.
And dairy products, d-fender. Childrens’ dairy products. Fluoridated water is introduced into them, unsuspecting children eat an ice cream sandwich, or drink a glass of water, and their teeth are stained and they are sapped of their essence.
Yes, essence. That’s what I said.
Women sense my power, d-fender. I, uh ... I don’t avoid women. But I do deny them my essence.
Now, your average Pakistani commie, you will never see him drink a glass of water either. Goat milk. That is all they drink, often straight from the nanny’s udder.
These are things that one must know. We should continue to educate others on this pernicious Soviet and Pakistani menace being implemented here by Paul Manafort.
Myself, I drink pure, distilled rainwater and grain alcohol to make my only alcoholic drink: a ‘Brain Seizure’.
I will not, I repeat, will not allow my precious bodily fluids to be tainted by the poison being surreptiously introduced into our drinking water by Paul Manafort and his Soviet and Pakistani masters.
So keep up the good work and reward yourself with your own drink, if I may: distilled water, pure heavy mineral oil and several squares of ExLax, or as we called it back in England, 12th Army Air Force, when prepping for bombing runs over Germany—when we might have been bombing the Soviets and Pakistanis—the ‘Hippo Laxative’.
Oh, tumblindice, they have already infected you.
You think it’s about water and such: It’s about money and power.
That’s awesome, tumblindice.
Nice job channeling Brigadier General Ripper.
Unfortunately, it doesn’t look like “D-fendr” knows that movie, and completely missed your point.
I love that movie! :)
“Women sense my power, d-fender. I, uh ... I don’t avoid women. But I do deny them my essence.”
LOL!
Just Stop.
You had me at “Pakistani defenestration”.