file a police report that all your guns disappeared while you were on vacation (even though you haven’t found where they are hidden in the garage)
You want to be in possession of a bunch of stolen firearms? After having filed a false police report?
Perhaps you might rethink that plan.
Imagine the anguish and gnashing of teeth in newsrooms around the country.when Mohammed and Malvo were arrested. No white guys in a white van! Aaarrrrghhhh!
The coverage disappeared real fast and I don’t recall a TV movie.
Allahu akbar anyway