Yeah, a fighting man could never have a beard. Somebody better tell the Navy.
It doesn't.
BINGO!
(although he says that his uncle never had any problems because "he just smeared a little Vaseline on his beard".)
Yea, right. Try that in a hurry after you've been gassed. Or try wearing Vaseline on your face while tactical.
Yeah, a fighting man could never have a beard. Somebody better tell the Navy.