Old joke
Q - What’s the difference between a professional musician and a 14 inch pizza?
A The pizza can feed a family of 4....
Q: how many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Who cares!
Q: How many guitar players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 10. 1 to do it and 9 more to stand back and say, “I can do that”.
Q: How many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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A: Just one, he holds the bulb in the socket, and waits for the universe to revolve around him to screw it in.