I will develop myself to the maximum of my potential in all ways. I will forget the mistakes of the past and press on to greater achievements. I will continually work at developing love, happiness and loyalty in my family. I will look for the good in all people and make them feel worthwhile. If I have nothing good to say about a person, I will say nothing. I will always be as enthusiastic about the success of others as I am about my own. I will maintain an attitude of open-mindedness. I will maintain respect for those in authority and demonstrate this respect at all times. I will always remain loyal to my God, my country, family and my friends. I will remain highly goal-oriented throughout my life because that positive attitude helps my family, my country and myself
Chuck Norris once uppercutted a horse. It’s descendents are known as “Giraffes.”
Great guy and example to young people.
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
I would run into him from time to time in the southbay of L.A. nice guy
Norris is 76.
When Chuck Norris runs a red light, traffic cops try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do push-ups. He pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris likes his meat so rare that he only eats unicorns
Chuck Norris only has 2 speeds; stop & kill
Chuck Norris came out with his own brand of toilet paper. It was recalled because it wouldn’t take any S***.