Posted on 03/06/2016 8:37:32 PM PST by true believer forever
Unfortunately, I just received a call from the national campaign chairman. The event at JCJC has been cancelled. Ted Cruz will not be in Mississippi tomorrow, as he evidently does not feel well. This is difficult news to deliver, but we trust that God has a plan for the campaign and for Mississippi.
I wish you all the best.
That was from the Bad Lip Reading video of Cruz
Right at the end around 3:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v75wCTMZoSY
I'm not 100% sure, but I think Chris McDaniel is his Mississippi chairman. Which means he's pretty much a self starter when it comes to bringing down the gopE mericlessly.
First it was his handshake seen round the world, then it was the booger seen round the world.
Or, in Cruz-speak, utterly and manifestly bad.
Sound like something you would need Brain Bleach for if you ever witnessed it in person.
Remember, people didn’t want to get in the Water after watching Jaws. That would be 100 times worse. People would be tearing the Bathtubs out of their Houses. LOL
I made a hole and barfed on the beach.
And finally, it will be the "I am suspending my campaign" speech heard and seen around the world. Oh, happy day!
Post of the day.
"I think he was scheduled to be introduced by Porky Pig until he realized just how long that would take..."
Or, in Cruz-speak, utterly and manifestly bad.
Or, in Cruz-speak II, The interesting thing about Donald is...
>we trust that God has a plan for the campaign and for Mississippi.
What might that plan be? That is the mystery.
Has he denounced crazy Beck yet?
Google “bad lip reads Ted Cruz”. A website called bad lip reads puts out these videos where they delete the original voice track and attemot to lip read the video. Badly. That’s the campaign slogan they came up with.
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I just watched the entire video and it was hysterical. I bookmarked it because I definitely want to watch it again. Thanks!
I would not be surprised if he started feeling a little ill when articles started appearing about the anti gay guy who was going to appear with him.
Don’t be surprised if “Christians” attack you over that post. You may even be accused of blasphemy.
And one more thing. I wonder if they’ll accept it as God’s plan if he loses.
LOL! It’s especially bad if you eat someone else’s boogers.
I used to tell people that I don’t think God cares what color socks you wear.
Well, if I were Ted Cruz - an avid anti-establishment candidate, I would think twice about wasting my time in Mississippi - the state Thad Cochran, Mitch McConnell,fat cat H. Barbour and crew stood on their hill to bring down any and all non-members of the GOPe. None of US should ever forget the display of corrupt cronyism shown there.
I just watched the entire video and was laughing hysterically the whole way through. Never saw it before ...
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