[AnotherUnixGeek]

That is why you should always be armed.

Unless I was carrying a rifle with some serious stopping power, I'd climb the tree. I don't know enough about hunting deer, but my guess is that a few 9mm bullets from a handgun might eventually bring the deer down, but first they'll just make him madder.

[Travis T. OJustice]

A 9mm will take down a bambi.