[BitWielder1]

It used to be "Imitation is the sincerest form of Flattery".
Now it's an insult. Sad.

Not that I ever contemplated wearing toe rings.

[Calvin Locke]

Not that I ever contemplated wearing toe rings.

I heard Laura Ingraham tell of being on a plane, and the female across the aisle put her ring-toed bare feet up on the tray, and proceed to clean the grody-to-the-max toe jam from the rings, leaving it all over the tray.