Captain 0 Marlin 1
Per the report.....The marlin didn’t sink the boat the captain sunk the boat. It just so happened they had a Marlin on at the time.
reminded me of this:
http://www.foxnews.com/us/slideshow/2010/09/20/tragic-boating-accident-in-jupiter-inlet-fla-captured-on-film.html#/slide/boat-nearly-tips-