Just pool them and sell them to the pension funds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzJmTCYmo9g
Bird and Fortune “comedy” bit on “dodgy debts”. Comedy is in quotes as it seems to hit pretty close to true.
“So these package of dodgy debts becomes a structured investment vehicle. But the trick is to have a name like AAA Grade Platinum Investments. Oh that sounds good! Well yes, the name is good!”