‘irregardless’ is not a word; ‘ irrespective’ is ....
Bears are usually more afraid of humans than vice-versa. However, a mother bear with cubs can be extremely dangerous.
If you are with someone both of you can run. You don’t have to outrun the bear, only your companion. Just kidding.
Reminds me of a terrible but funny joke I heard...
This guy goes out hunting, and in the deep woods he comes upon a sleeping bear cub. He raises his rifle to shoot, when Papa Bear crashes out of the woods behind him, slaps the rifle away, and mauls the hunter. Then, just to teach him a lesson, the bear rapes the hunter.
The hunter spends a month in the hospital, but vows not to let this ned his love of hunting. So, a year later, the huntsman is in the same woods, sneaking up on the bear’s den, when once again the Papa bear crashes out of the woods behind him, slaps away the rifle, and rapes the huntsman again.
After another hospital stay, the huntsman swears the bear will not get the best of him again, and once again he heads into the woods. Once again, the Papa Bear smashes out of the woods, and slaps the rifle aside. Then, as the bear prepares to once again mount the hunter, he pauses and looks down at the hapless man and speaks.
“So, tell me truth, you really are not in this for the hunting, are you?”
Hat Tip “AzSteven” from the Leo story yesterday and because it’s funny as hell...
Hmmm that dude looks like Leo Decrapio. Yesterday I went into Drudge only to read a sick headline about Leo and the Bear.
I don’t think “irregardless” is a word.
Didn’t kanawa fight off a bear?