They carry these, but they don't work on Hillary.
So in the interests of unabashed public humiliation of a women we all hold in deepest regard, here is my offering to the Laugh Factory:
So who else knows a great Hitlery Joke the Laugh Factory could use? Keep 'em semi-clean please... ;-)
You might be Hillary if ashtrays take one look at you and flee in the other direction.
Hillary wears pantsuits to keep the dandruff off her shoes.
Hitlery lies so much that when she sees a picture of Marilyn Monroe she thinks it’s a mirror. OH!
Maybe I’m easily amused but that one cracks me up.
Hillary went to the shrink; he said “You’re crazy.” Hillary said she wanted a second opinion. The shrink said “OK, you’re ugly too.”
The classics are always the best.
My favorite is still the one that describes Bill Clinton coming down the stairs off of Air Force One with a pig under his arm.
One of the Airmen who greets him on the tarmac says, "Where'd you get the hog sir?"
Bill Clinton responds, "The good people of Arkansas provided it. I got it for Hillary."
The Airman cheerfully says, "Good trade sir!"
Sorry, I don’t mean to throw cold water on Hitler-y jokes;
but after 20 years of the Clintons, I find them all not
at all funny. (Hitler-y & Twinkie are pretty much the same
age; and I can assure you that Hitler-y is even less able
to be POTUS than Twinkie is! . . and Twinkie’s falling
apart!) Hitler-y’s worse than Loodie’s goose!
They carry these, but they don't work on Hillary.
Perhaps a joke in limerick form.........
Look at Hillary, here’s what you find
I’m afraid it is not very kind
Just how low can she go?
Well, you all ought to know
Two steps up is a rodent’s behind
You might be a Hillary supporter if you catch your husband looking at another women and think, "I saw her first!"s/b
You might be Hillary if you catch your husband looking at another woman and think, "I saw her first!"