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To: TigersEye

Agreed!
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A farmer had a mule, that he claimed would follow voice commands. One day some neighbors challenged him to
prove his claim.
They gathered around and watched him give commands
to the mule. “Go forward!” The mule did not move. “Go left!”.
Again the mule did nothing. “Go right!”. Again nothing from the mule.
At that time the farmer picked up a four foot 2x4 and hit the mule square between his eyes! The neighbors were amazed and asked the farmer why did he do that.
His reply was “Some times, you first, have to get his attention!”.


92 posted on 11/14/2015 9:06:52 AM PST by GOYAKLA (One wins, when getting more than even!)
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To: GOYAKLA

lol Well put!

Thermonuclear weapons are pretty good attention getters.
If we don’t start taking them seriously they will be
hitting us in the forehead with one. Or more.


98 posted on 11/14/2015 9:40:11 AM PST by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason and rule of law. Prepare!)
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