Welcome to FR, Elizabeth! May I call you Fred? Thanks. This sort of thread can get out of control pretty quickly, so I'd like to use the white space for a personal appeal on behalf of the National Prostate Transplant Foundation. Anyone who has a spare prostate or knows someone who does is encouraged to contact the NPTF with a color photograph and whatever pet names the donor would like laser-etched on the little guy before it's Bostitched into the grateful recipient.
My personal thanks to those who have donated testicles to the Congressional Republicans and my apology for the fact that they were victims of 100% tissue rejection. It turns out they didn't want them anyway. My bad.