To: The Looking Spoon
"OK, lookee here, I got myself all manned up. I done memorized all these pick-up lines in this notepad here. I even got my cleanest wife-beater t-shirt on. And still the chick's ain't digging me. I just don't get it. What does other men got that I don't got?"

8 posted on
10/19/2015 5:25:17 PM PDT by
SamAdams76
(Businessmen use their own money to succeed. Politicians take other people's money and fail.)
To: SamAdams76
Being a morbidly obese pig with bad tats and worse hair might just have something to do with first impressions. Long before any potential pickup realized she’s being hit on by a mutilated bull dyke.
9 posted on
10/19/2015 5:28:11 PM PDT by
Norm Lenhart
(Embrace "Cage Theory")
To: SamAdams76
To: SamAdams76
I wouldn’t even give a person born with XY chromosomes who looked like that a second look.
19 posted on
10/19/2015 6:00:43 PM PDT by
metmom
(...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
To: SamAdams76
21 posted on
10/19/2015 6:05:15 PM PDT by
dhs12345
To: SamAdams76


Chicks must be crazy!
29 posted on
10/19/2015 6:21:56 PM PDT by
Bon mots
To: SamAdams76
Maybe it’s just because your UGLY and your mother dresses really weird.
35 posted on
10/20/2015 2:26:53 AM PDT by
5th MEB
(Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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