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To: The Looking Spoon

"OK, lookee here, I got myself all manned up. I done memorized all these pick-up lines in this notepad here. I even got my cleanest wife-beater t-shirt on. And still the chick's ain't digging me. I just don't get it. What does other men got that I don't got?"


8 posted on 10/19/2015 5:25:17 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Businessmen use their own money to succeed. Politicians take other people's money and fail.)
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To: SamAdams76

Being a morbidly obese pig with bad tats and worse hair might just have something to do with first impressions. Long before any potential pickup realized she’s being hit on by a mutilated bull dyke.


9 posted on 10/19/2015 5:28:11 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart (Embrace "Cage Theory")
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To: SamAdams76

Hey Abbott!!!!!


18 posted on 10/19/2015 5:51:39 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: SamAdams76

I wouldn’t even give a person born with XY chromosomes who looked like that a second look.


19 posted on 10/19/2015 6:00:43 PM PDT by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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To: SamAdams76

Okay a penis for one.


21 posted on 10/19/2015 6:05:15 PM PDT by dhs12345
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To: SamAdams76

Chicks must be crazy!

29 posted on 10/19/2015 6:21:56 PM PDT by Bon mots
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To: SamAdams76

Maybe it’s just because your UGLY and your mother dresses really weird.


35 posted on 10/20/2015 2:26:53 AM PDT by 5th MEB (Progressives in the open; --- FIRE FOR EFFECT!!)
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