[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

2Co 5:8
“We are confident, I say, and willing rather to be absent from the body, and to be present with the Lord.”

EXCEPT on election day when the dead rise and vote Democratic, even though they never registered to vote when alive.

[PROCON]

EXCEPT on election day when the dead rise and vote Democratic, even though they never registered to vote when alive.

Now that's funny right there!

Sadly mostly true.