Posted on 08/31/2015 2:27:01 PM PDT by Reverend Saltine
The President today announced from aboard Air Force One on his way to a 4 week vacation in sunny Iran By The Sea, that he would take Executive Action “immediately to rename the former America which is a site of significant cultural importance to the original inhabitants, the Iranians. Iran first populated this great country of folks back in 13,000 BM (Before Me.) It is onlly fitting that this land is renamed for its original inhabitants—prior to physically returning it to them, as Michelle and I will be doing in a seaside ceremony with ice cream cones, in Iran where the American people all know life itself began.”
Gongress and the GOP are, of course in total accord with President Barack Obama’s bold, gutsy, politically savvy move. No Republican has said one thing to contravene this brilliant, gutsy, come-back-kid decision. Donald Trump said something or other, but not worthy of reptition herein.
Oddly enough, the George Ramos Communi-tay is protesting the President’s sensible move, demanding that America be renamed for the “original inhabitants, the brilliant, peaceful, ancient Aztec Civilization, which called this land ‘Axat-Ka-Luanna-Mak-ta-Yo kreegah-Tarzan Bundolo,’ which translates as , “Where We Killed Everybody, Ate Their Hearts, And Enslaved Them.”
Likewise the American-Native American-Light Skinned Indian Communi-tay has lodged its protest and wants to rename America, “Oooga Booga Tuan juanisha mau-mau,” which translates as “Where We Killed Everybody, Ate Their Hearts, And Enslaved Them.”
The White House (which is always just Obama, actually) has refused comment, other than, “The American Folks and the Native Iranian Folks unanimously want the former America renamed “Omerica.” Everybody knows that, except for terrorists and criminals who want to keep calling it America. And we…uhhhh…have plans for…uhhhh…dealing with that eventuality.”
SEE IMAGE: “Dance, dance, dance. Whoot! Whoot!”
LOL - this is very close to going over the line...
if you are talking about wurds, wurds, wurds, the time for crossing that line is LONG gone. There is no time for polite chitter chatter, especially when the other side doesn’t biother with it either. Words are not reality, and should never be worshipped; you are referring to the institutionalized, PC, worshipped, instilled, inculcated FALSE language of the Left of of the professional Whiner. To hell with that crap :) Stand Up. Wriite. Blog. Post. Comment!
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