“That’s why the rest of the candidates should be scared. To get these crowds for Bush or Walker or Kasich, you would have to round up the people at gun point. Even then, you would probably have to lock the gates to keep the people from fleeing the arena once the dreary dullard started talking.”
Hilarious! All of it is, I just picked some sentences I could copy.
The excerpt you posted verges on poetry stylistically. The fellow writes well.