I’m left-handed and I can tell you my pitch perception was pretty good for balls low around the knees and high on the outer part of the plate. The high outside pitch was usually an opposite field double down the line while the low pitch went a long way to deep right center field.
I had no perception of the fastball high and tight.
I think that “perfect pitch” means music.
LOL. I see the “higher rates of insanity” has also already kicked in.