Posted on 08/12/2015 11:56:32 PM PDT by Berlin_Freeper
Life's a beach, until it gets crappy.
Vacationers at Orcombe Point beach in Devon, England, have complained about a nasty new sink hole in the sand that's reportedly spewed snails and rancid seaweed into the air.
"I looked over and there were big plumes of water coming out of the beach it was all bubbling up much like a geyser," Kite surf instructor James Dart told the Express. "It was probably going about a foot above the beach."
Experts fear that the water that periodically erupts from the hole, which is 6 feet wide and 10 feet deep, might be linked to a damaged sewer pipe, and therefore, could contain human waste.
(Excerpt) Read more at huffingtonpost.com ...
Swimming at Orcombe Point beach in Devon, England...just going through the motions.
What is a sewer-pipe doing underneath a beach - other than going out into the water?
Sorry. That was just me.
God this is so em-bare-assing...
Um, that isn’t a hot spring...
It’d make an awesome band name though
“95.5 KLOS ROCK LosAngeles presents POOP GEYSER live at the Hollywood Bowl! Tickets available online and at all Ticketron outlets. GET YOURS NOWWWWW!!!”
(Also playing, :Puppet Show” and “Spinal Tap”)
Poor snails.
:(
Maybe they were Hillary voters. Did any one check them for bumper stickers? “I’m ready for Poop Geyser” would be a dead giveaway.
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