The south gets the Constitution and the north will likely start over with the communist manifesto.
Works for me. They will starve to death and otherwise implode within a couple years max, likely less, and we then have a liberal free America whole again.
Better still, we can call our side of the Fence, Jesusland and only accept trade from Obamerica in money with Reagan printed on their currency.
Or they can call china and let slaves trade with them over protests of the 99%.
We can even adopt a new national motto once we reunify after the die-off
“America - None of the Liberals, Double the awesome!”