Muslim Inquires If Having Sex With Camel Would Inviolate His Islamic Obligation To Visit Mecca

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[lbryce]

Now, this guy gets to see, be with 100% genuine real camel toe. Not the fake, contrived American product made with camel parts.

Good News, camel jockeys. Whether is two humps or one, your trip to the holy city of Mecca is 100% kosher, thanks Muhhamad.

Here are the Muslim countries and how they placed in the top five world ranking of various bestiality-related internet search terms:[8] Pig Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 3) Donkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4) Dog Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 3) Cat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Egypt (No. 3) Saudi Arabia (No. 4) Horse Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Turkey (No. 3) Cow Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Iran (No. 2) Saudi Arabia (No. 4) Goat Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Animal Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Morocco (No. 2) Iran (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5) Snake Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Malaysia (No. 3) Indonesia (No. 4) Egypt (No. 5) Monkey Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Indonesia (No. 3) Malaysia (No. 4) Bear Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 2) Elephant Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Egypt (No. 3) United Arab Emirates (No. 4) Malaysia (No. 5) Fox Sex: Saudi Arabia (No. 1) Turkey (No. 4) Read more at http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b98_1361749909#owmB1pKCZots2BlM.99

[Vic S]

Wow, it seems like Pakistan is a lonely place to be a female (of the human species)

[Norm Lenhart]

You really can’t parody these creatures.

[gasport]

“Hey, that kangaroo stole my ball!”

Caddyshack

[rikkir]

Bear Sex: Pakistan (No. 1) Saudi Arabia (No. 2)

Oh please can we see some raghead try and have sex with a mama grizzly? Can we please?

I have to go clean the Pepsi off my screen now.

[ViLaLuz]

Snake sex??? Good grief.

[Michael.SF.]

Camels: yes
Sheep: no
12 year old virgin girls: no
12 tear old boys (virgins or not) : no

[Sasparilla]

Dont forget. They rank high on pedophelia too, following their false “prophet’s” example and teachings.

[Norm Lenhart]

“Bear Sex”

Well sure. I mean most people don’t do it with clothes on.
/Rosanna Rosanna Danna

[Dr. Sivana]

Despite internet search results, I am doubtful that penetration of a pig (I will NOT call it “pig sex”) is licit in Islam. Sounds kind of haram to me.

[rikkir]

I remember a joke about a scatter brained Indian brave proving he was a man...

...”after the bear did to me I didn’t have the strength to kill the beautiful squaw...”

[datura]

So when we used the term “goat humpers” back during Desert Storm we didn’t exaggerate.

[vetvetdoug]

Back in the late 1980's the CIA sent a bunch of mules for the Mujaheddin to use in their fight against the Russians in Afghanistan. One of the first things they did was to rape them to show dominance over them. Now, most of these mules were what we called rank and I wondered how the event turned out for the rapists.

[I cannot think of a name]

Could be the reason camels were referred to as ships of the desert.........

since most of them are full of Arab seamen.

(Works better said aloud rather than written out!)

[lbryce]

I’d say that was a respectable pun.

[tumblindice]

There was a young person of Jaipur
Who fell madly in love with a viper;
..With screams of delight
..He’d retire every night
With the viper concealed in his diaper.

[ConservativeMind]

“Question:If I Have Sex With My Camel Will That Inviolate My Trip To Mecca?”

Dear Lonely Man: Such activity fulfills serves as a substitute for visiting Mecca while emptying your body of inappropriate lusts. The Prophet strongly encourages all such appropriately-focused endeavors. Hump on!

[onedoug]

All things done in the name and spirit of allah are acceptable to it.

[UCANSEE2]

Has anyone asked the camel whether it wants to do this ?

[kingu]

I wonder what the clear cut instructions on pedophilia are for Muslims when their prophet had a nine year old wife? Seems pretty clear: Go for it, just pay the bride price.