I suggest that you procure a copy of Copi's
Introduction to Logic in order to avoid fallacies of the sort that litter your posts. I understand that you probably think them to be the soul of wit, and perhaps they are among your friends, but if you want to come across as something other than sophomoric it will be necessary for you to learn to use valid logic and to not be pretentious. Just a suggestion from one of the benighted Baby Boomers who has seen the same act before.