== They can have my grill when they pry it from my cold, dead, barbecue sauce-stained finger. ==
We think alike!
BBQ AMENDMENT II
A WELL REGULATED MEAL,
BEING NECESSARY TO THE SECURITY OF A STOMACH,
THE RIGHT OF THE PEOPLE TO KEEP AND BEAR BBQS,
SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED.
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