As a loyal Obamanaut,naturally my home is decorated with large color portraits of our Awesome Leader, as yours should be. As I bowed before them in the hours I reserve for prayers to Allah The All-Wise and Merciful to preserve Him and our Transformed Country, I noticed the portraits are of different guys.
Different lips. Different moles. Different scars. Different noses. As a result, I am beset by theological doubts. Is Barack Hussein Obama one god, or many gods? His own Trinity? WTH is going on here?
Can you show us the pictures? I’m curious about that mole. It doesn’t appear in younger pictures (his teens) that I’ve seen.