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To: 2ndDivisionVet

For sale: Used mistress. Some mileage, but otherwise serviceable. Will require some updated plastic surgery. Serious offers only, please


2 posted on 04/15/2015 10:28:58 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: PGR88

Buy her as a gift for your worst enemy.


8 posted on 04/15/2015 10:43:15 AM PDT by tiki
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To: PGR88

ROTFLMAO! Excellent.


11 posted on 04/15/2015 11:03:39 AM PDT by Roger Kaputnik (Just because I'm paranoid doesn't prove that they aren't out to get me.)
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To: PGR88
Used mistress. Some mileage, but otherwise serviceable.

Truth in advertising demands that you disclose: "High maintenance".

14 posted on 04/15/2015 11:10:31 AM PDT by Nervous Tick (There is no "allah" but satan, and mohammed was his demon-possessed tool.)
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