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To: Uncle Miltie

No alternative?

Well, not for do-gooders, anyways.

Dart the critter, then while he is conscious but immobile, bet the crap out of him. (A broken rib or two - the gift that keeps on giving - is a plus.)

Then, chuck him in the back of a pickup, haul him out in the woods and dump him. (Well, in this case, I guess it’s got to be the WPA created Nebraska National “Forest”.)

Before leaving Mr. Kitty, apply a second beating, then liberally apply a coat of human urine and feces. That way, humans smells become associated with “From now on, I’m gonna give those two legged animals a wide berth.”

Of course, do-gooders would never think of doing that to any of Mother Nature’s creatures. They’d rather kill the beast, then blame us for encroaching on their territory.


8 posted on 03/17/2015 8:32:10 AM PDT by QBFimi (/...o.o/.o...ooo/...o.o...o/ooo/...o.o/.o/ooo.//o..o./. o.)
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To: QBFimi

A mountain lion would be highly unlikely to survive the treatment that you suggest. Why bother?


14 posted on 03/17/2015 10:20:53 AM PDT by marktwain
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