Wookie: “I’m proud of the progress same sex marriages have made in America. After Barack and I split I want him to be able to marry Reggie just as he has told me for so many years!”
Once that slippery slope is breached, there is nothing to prevent somebody reasoning that incestuous relationships can now be formalized, or even reducing the age of consent to, say, six years of age. Weren't there two cities once, Sodom and Gomorrah?