3D Printing May Lead to the Creation of Superhuman Organs Providing Humans with New Abilities

3D Print ^ | December 5, 2014 | Eddie Krassenstein ·

[faithhopecharity]

Ok well think it over anyway. By that reasoning, given that your just one gets you into so much trouble - you may wish to get rid of it ? Life’s too short for you to be burdened ( I won’t presume “weighed down”) with so many unnecessary problems. As for me, “double your pleasure, double your fun” is taking on an entirely new, more exciting meaning. -—?

[golux]

Alas the technology has been stalagnating.

[Pontiac]

Yet another organ that Haines came up with, and calls the Cerebrothrombal Dilutus, is one that uses the salivary gland from leeches. It is designed for people prone to having strokes, and is able to release blood thinning anticoagulant hirudin when it senses that the pressure in the brain is getting too high due to a possible blood clot.

Wouldn’t a pressure relief valve in the brain be a simpler and less dangerous solution to high pressure in the brain?

Anticoagulants can cause other problems like cerebral bleeding.

That is one problem with redesigning the human body. A solution to one problem can cause 5 others.

[scripter]

I’d go for eyes of the eagle, sense of smell of a bear, elf ears and something that would allow my stomach to handle spicy food.

Your spicy food comment made me smile

• Eyes of an eagle, indeed
• Sense of smell of a bear, indeed
  • wait, I work with some who don't shower much
• Ears of, not sure
  • Can't really go wrong with my Border Collie's ears - they seem to work well.
• Taste of, ...
• Touch of, ...

New Year's resolution: get more sleep so I can think more clearly when I'm posting

[jonrick46]

I can imagine 3-D printing brain cells that would allow a person to astro-project through time and space. Imagine waking up with a stranger in your bed.

[Fungi]

Null and Void, your comment please, even the obligatory picture will do.

[Boogieman]

“By that reasoning, given that your just one gets you into so much trouble - you may wish to get rid of it ?”

No, no. I can handle the trouble, just not any more trouble :)

[faithhopecharity]

Ok great. Handle away!

[editor-surveyor]

Threads like this are what degrade this site.

I hope we all know this is total absurdity.

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[2ndDivisionVet]

How so? You don’t believe the author?

[MasterGunner01]

Finally, we can replicate super organs to get rid of Levitra, Chealis, and Viagra. No more hydraulic failures.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Super livers.