I haven’t pulled this one out for a while, but it’s perfect for this article:
“I %#$!ing hate, hate, HATE, HATE Republicans!”
“Why?”
“Because they’re so full of hate.”
Announcer: We now return to the 42nd Annual Nobel Prize Awards. Here again your host, Whoopi Goldberg. [the audience applauds]
Whoopi:Republicans are so stupid. [the crowd laughs] I hate Republicans. [the audience laughs] Republicans are so stupid. [the audience laughs]