"They're turkeys! Oh no! Johnny can you get this? Oh, they're crashing to the earth right in front of our eyes! One just went through the windshield of a parked car! This is terrible! Everyone's running around pushing each other. Oh my goodness! Oh, the humanity!"
55 posted on 11/27/2014 8:45:43 AM PST by Kartographer
("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")