Okay, I got a Florida cockroach right here, let me check...This fellow has a...
breast pocket:
ok, sunglasses, a little cockroach comb for those trouble hairs coming from it’s eyes, huh, this is odd, a Ross Perot for president button and a small vial of disinfectant, what does it say here? Use in case of contact with humans...
Right front pocket:
RoachNail clippers, tissues, a map of my trailer? Huh, only 25 cents, not bad, what is this? Looks like some eggs from breakfast
Left front pocket:
Oh, a novel, Lights Out/Party On
Right rear pocket:
Notice from Terminix, Pay bill, or we use the real stuff next time...A comic book, The Roach Ranger and his trusty sidekick, Squanto. A summons to appear in court. He apparently has not been paying for his roach motel visits
Left rear pocket:
suntan lotion, of course...Oh wow, a CD, The Killer Bees live...A photo album, his lovely wife and his...million or so children...
At least in Florida, the roaches do not carry Obola...
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