YOU'VE GOT TO BE CAREFULLY TAUGHT (not to want to be beheaded)
Tune: "You've Got to Be Carefully Taught"
You've got to be taught
To hate and fear
Those who'd cut off your head
From ear to ear
It's got to be from
A Rethuglican smear
You've got to be carefully taught
You've got to be taught
To hate the guts
Of people whose knives
Make murd'rous cuts
It can't be because
They're just evil and nuts
You've got to be carefully taught
You've got to be taught--
Those can't be your views!
Those viewpoints were bought--
It must be the Jooos!
They're shaping your thought--
And there's always Fox News!
You've got to be carefully taught!
Charles, your contributions to the DUFU have been sorely missed.
Can't even approach it these days.