Brilliant. I was halfway through it before I realized...
Maybe I don’t understand, but that doesn’t qualify as striking a ‘blow’ to isis in my book.
Don’t forget no access to Muzzie porn like the Disney Channel and Animal Planet
“We did not want to go to the extreme of permitting beer vendors to over-foam the beer served to them, as this might have reflected poorly on the German beer vending industry.”
This isn’t satire....just a few points removed from the truth...
The thing that saddens me when I read this blog is that the satire so darned close to truth that only a couple of weeks of progressive “devolution” separate them.
:D
You win.
Will this apply to ISIL too?
Would it be OK if they wore yellow six pointed stars?
John, when did you switch and start doing real news?
“The ISIS flag joins a growing list of banned flags, including the American flag, the Gadsden flag, the Confederate battle flag and the NASCAR checkered flag.”
We would know they are really getting tough when they cancel passports like the Brits.
We know that if it weren’t satire, Germany would be striking a bow against ISIL.
“US President Barack Obama said in a statement ‘Germany’s bold and responsible approach to the ISIS issue shows the world that a tough but equitable response can be put forth by the adults in this world.’”
“President Obama also mentioned a new strategy his administration will be instituting in the days to come. The president said ‘I have instructed the NSA to stop monitoring all electronic communications between members of ISIS. As Edward Snowden revealed, when the NSA monitors an entity, that entity starts to believe it is important. Therefore, if we stop monitoring ISIS communications, it will show ISIS we do not consider them to be important. And thus, they will cease to be a concern.’”
To Germany’s credit, there are reports that some of their special forces personnel (along with the U.S.) are already on the ground in northern Iraq:
I think the presence of Kommando Spezialkräfte (KSK) will strike more fear in the hearts of ISIS fighters than the loss of the library cards.
Whenever you hear that more Americans are being sent to Iraq to protect our embassy and the airport, many of them are actually SF being sent to assist the Peshmerga.