Posted on 09/15/2014 12:52:52 PM PDT by therightliveswithus
In quite possibly the worst article written in Gawker history, whose headlines are so terrible that the words "sorry," "no," and "yes" were banned, Jordan Sargent explained that white women should allow themselves to be mugged by black people.
No, this is not an exaggeration. Sargent literally began his article, "On Friday, a white lady named Clara Vondrich had her iPhone stolen..." Ms. Vondrich then chased down her mugger, a thirteen-year-old black teenager, which Sargent said was a "s**tty" thing to do.
Sargent also repeatedly put quotations around the word "crime," as if stealing an iPhone from someone is not a crime. Why do this? Because, as Sargent explains, white women should learn their place and just let black people steal from them.
He explains that the kid "has enough problems" as it is. Because of his weight, Ms. Vondrich said she was able to catch up to her robber. "Have a heart," Sargent begs. The poor, poor robber is facing charges and now, "kids at school will definitely make fun of him endlessly for being caught from behind by a white lady wearing zany sunglasses." That poor kid! If only he had stolen from an old woman, he would have gotten away.
Finally, the article ends with possibly the worst advice I have heard in my entire life: "If you are nonviolently mugged by a child, continue to let him run along with his friends. The world will be a better place."
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Not sure, but I think when it is aimed at you, you might find you are capable of some very creative dancing.
AWARD WINNER!
I’m okay with an armed citizen shooting a cell phone thief, purse snatcher, or any other criminal stealing another person’s property in any state in which that shooting is legal, so long as the shot does not endanger decent people. I’m okay with any citizen tackling a cell phone thief to recover property, even if the fall might push the criminal in front of a moving car or otherwise produce serious injury or death. I have no sympathy for those who play stupid games and win stupid prizes.
Creative dancing, indeed! Hoppin,’ boppin’ and poppin’ like Diamond Dave—back in the day, anyways!
A few months ago, even Democratic Fox News Contributor "Julie Roginsky" was punched in the face (black eye) while her iPhone was being picked.
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