[ansel12]

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the interior of my car, saw the two boxes of ammo, turned and said to me in a sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”

I thought for a few seconds and asked,
“What kind of ammo ‘ya got?”

[real saxophonist]

LOL

[skinkinthegrass]

"where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde"Just make sure, your using "an full load" and not using "reduced loads"
or blanks...and proper legal representation (if Married). (^_-)