[skinkinthegrass]

I've have told; the Doctor, to "Go to Hell"..end of story.
then ended the Inquisition and changed Doctor.

[tbw2]

The problem is that a “GTH” or “None of your business” results in a “yes” on the check box that you own guns.
Whereas lying and saying “no” when you do own guns means that someone, somewhere could prosecute you for lying in forms if the kid was hurt by a gun.

[BobL]

“I’ve have told; the Doctor, to “Go to Hell”..end of story.”

Then you get Box 3 checked off: “Appears to have firearms and is combative about it.”

Not a good thing to have in your files.

[rollo tomasi]

Just say no in a reassuring voice. Civil disobedience in an age of rising despots.

Sit your kids down, instruct them to do the same, and then have a long talk about the history of governments/ideological totalitarianisms.