[Olog-hai]

Your cell phone—mandatory in this day and age—will cost about $50 …

LOL “mandatory”. Sure, so the secret police can track your every move, eh?

Is Yakov Smirnov updating his comedy routine for a Putin-era Russian Reversal? It surely is his time to cash in.

[2ndDivisionVet]

I thought minimum wage workers would qualify for free Obamaphones...Yakov has a dinner theatre in Branson, MO

http://www.yakov.com/schedule/

[Sherman Logan]

Your cell phone—mandatory in this day and age—will cost about $50...

Actually, it pretty much is. However, there are various plans where you can get a free phone then unlimited talk and text for $25/month or less.

Which is a good deal cheaper than a landline in most places.

[scrabblehack]

Mine is $25.