[Uncle Chip]

While the sales at the Million Hoodie March fell flat we expect better things for the Million Hoodie August.

With every Hoodie sold we will give away a coupon for the Dell Comics version of The Guns of August — true stories of death and mayhem from the streets of Chicago.

The main character in the story is a hoodie-wearing candy-eating iced tea drinking super hero armed with big fists.

[Kenny Bunk]

Any luck finding a producer for Our TV series?
The one in which young Trayvon's Posse struggles to deliver Meals on Wheels, Bibles, and medicines to sick and shut-in elderly church ladies, heroically running a vicious gauntlet of murderous automatic gunfire and RPG attacks from a bloodthirsty white gang in Confederate uniforms?

I had scouted some wonderfully cheap locations in Baghdad, but casualties in Chicago are much higher. I think we should go there for the reality aspect. Many experienced and well-armed extras available, too!

Working Title: "Chicago Hope." (No Gangstas were injured or suffered a loss of self esteem during this production.) Script by Maya Angelou and Fifty Cent.