If you can't carry it with you (or at least shoot someone for trying to take it from you), you don't really own it. Will at art hedge fund really be safe when the dollar collapses? Hey, I own 1% of the Mona Lisa! And I want it mailed to me now.
I'm investing in wheelbarrows.
I pulled out all the equity in my house and mortgaged for 30 yrs at 3.75.
I hope to pay it back with Obama/Yellin/Fauxcahontas mini-bucks.