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Man Sees the Apocalypse in Miracle Whip Commercial
The Bilerico Project ^ | 10JUN2014 | Bill Browning

Posted on 06/19/2014 3:46:35 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine

Edited on 06/19/2014 4:48:24 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: Jack Hydrazine

Let’s just say I know the sensibilities of certain FRiends.


21 posted on 06/19/2014 4:27:31 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Salamander

I checking my house for any other things that may have come in dozens.


22 posted on 06/19/2014 4:32:32 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

Obviously!


23 posted on 06/19/2014 4:41:52 PM PDT by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: Salamander; Jack Hydrazine
Please note: The squirrel has BLACK eyes.
The squirrel has a WHITE belly/chest, just like the WHITE of the Masonic Apron!
His mouth is open, ready to devour your soul - or your deviled eggs.
AND - you cannot tell if this is a male or female squirrel. Androgyny is the greatest "tell" of all. (Which brings to mind Bieber and Cyrus, the Two Silky Ponies of the Apocalypse.)


24 posted on 06/19/2014 4:44:56 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

William Tapey is what happens when you blend Roman Catholicism, John Hagee, and LSD.


25 posted on 06/19/2014 4:46:21 PM PDT by .45 Long Colt
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To: shibumi

And there are a dozen RED leaves in the background.....


26 posted on 06/19/2014 4:46:32 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Salamander
Half of a *DOZEN* (get it?)
eggs that escaped being bedeviled
mourn the loss of their fellow,
a victim of the HELLfire in Stacy's kitchen.

NOTE: These eggs are
*ALL THE SAME SIZE!*


27 posted on 06/19/2014 4:56:10 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: shibumi

I’m hungry.

[for SOULS]


28 posted on 06/19/2014 5:15:48 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: Salamander
Stacy, in her alter-ego as Hello Kitty -


29 posted on 06/19/2014 5:38:04 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Jack Hydrazine
I see....


30 posted on 06/19/2014 5:50:55 PM PDT by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: shibumi; Jack Hydrazine; Salamander; TheOldLady; humblegunner

This is one of those days when I’m very glad to be Jewish.


31 posted on 06/19/2014 6:08:40 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: uglybiker

LOL!


32 posted on 06/19/2014 6:19:25 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Jack Hydrazine

I watched the video. This guy is completely nuts...


33 posted on 06/19/2014 6:20:21 PM PDT by kjam22 (my music video "If My People" at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74b20RjILy4)
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To: .45 Long Colt

He leans heavily on the LSD!


34 posted on 06/19/2014 6:20:55 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: shibumi

Foamy The Squirrel in real life! Run for your lives!


35 posted on 06/19/2014 6:21:40 PM PDT by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Slings and Arrows; Salamander; Jack Hydrazine
Speaking of androgynous
in Black and Red ...


36 posted on 06/19/2014 6:27:53 PM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Salamander; shibumi
It's no coincidence that this is a commercial for Miracle Whip and to make deviled eggs you have to WHIP IT!

It's also no coincidence that the evil ones wear black and red and have a name similar to the dark one.

37 posted on 06/20/2014 7:02:11 AM PDT by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: 50mm

Wherever there be whips, I shall find thee, also.

:)


38 posted on 06/20/2014 10:45:32 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: Salamander

I’m getting too predictable.


39 posted on 06/21/2014 6:52:50 PM PDT by 50mm (Trust nobody and you'll never be disappointed.)
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To: 50mm

Nah.

;]


40 posted on 06/21/2014 9:58:11 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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