[Peter ODonnell]

Oh give me a gnome where the buffalo roam

and the deer and the Taliban play,

where seldom is heard an encouraging word

and the menu’s potatoes each day ...

Home, home of the strange

here’s your package from creepy Bob’s truck,

now Gitmo is closed, and Obama’s in charge,

so I guess Mullah Omar’s in luck.

[Rides_A_Red_Horse]

***applause***